I want a Man.

He should be between 33 – 36 years old, 6′ to 6′ 5″, not too chubby and not too thin, strong, with a semi deep voice, and nice hair. I’d prefer it if he didn’t smoke cigarettes, an occasional cigar is okay. No heavy drinkers, he should be up for casual drinks with friends on occasion, just not on the regular.

Be sure for me that he is funny, outgoing, passionate, sincere, and responsible – with a good job, his own place, and a decent car/truck. He should be active, but willing to spend a day in bed once in a while. He should travel well and drive safely.

I’d like him to be handy and come with his own tool belt. He should know how to cook, and be a pretty healthy eater (please no crazy allergies). His “equipment” should be in full working order and his motor well oiled. He must be PC and Mac compatible, with an above average knowledge of the Internet.

Please deliver him clean cut, wearing a nice jacket, button down shirt, designer jeans, boxer briefs, and a nice pair of oxfords.

I know it’s a lot to ask, but I thought I would request a few “optional” features for my man.

Piercings – Eyebrow rings used to do it for me back in the day

Tattoos – Decorative and sexy, but please no gang tats.

Facial Hair – As long as it’s nicely trimmed.

Famous – I do not discriminate.

Thank You Santa!! I promise to continue being a good girl all year long!

Love,

GoodbyeGal