Sore Losers
GoodbyeGal
As you may have heard, I’m back in the dating game. Over the past few weeks I’ve spent countless hours sifting through what feels like hundreds of potential suitors, exchanging messages with those who pique my interest and responding with a polite “thanks, but no thanks” to those who don’t. Well, it’s only a matter of time before you hit a sore spot and unearth a Loser.
Last night as I logged into one of my online dating inboxes I was greeted with, not one, but two messages from a very sore loser. He’d initiated the communication the night before with a subject line “fun fuck buddy here” and included a pic of his cock. The body of his message informed me how he could go all night long … Now, if this guy had bothered to read my profile he likely would have been advised that I was not looking for this type of relationship and could have saved himself some time and embarrassment.
I replied with a simple statement of “thank you, but I am not attracted and I’m not looking for a fuck buddy”. I thought I was honest and to the point, but apparently I hit a soft spot.
His first response was “I agree, you are not attractive, fat, and may I add, delusional … time to hit the gym Miss Piggy lmao”. First off, Guys – let’s try and get some originality in these insults, because calling me Fat is hardly offensive to me at this stage in my life, and Miss Piggy is super sexy, so I’m having a hard time accepting this as anything but a compliment.
He followed up with a second message, just to be sure to cover all potential bases for insult, with “no suprise you’re divorced and live alone with 2 cats … obviously you hate men and are deluded into thinking you’re attractive – I actually feel kinda sorry for you”. Being the mature woman that I am, I responded “and you, sir have an ugly cock!…I wouldn’t touch it if it was in a bubble!! Ew!!!”
As they say, it takes one bad apple to spoil the bunch, and while I was quite amused by all of this, I’ll be taking the read & delete approach with those I have no interest in for a while.
How do you handle sore losers?
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what a total fucking loser. guys like this make me want to apologize for mankind in general, but you can’t let one asshole screw it up for everyone. decent guys are online, i know i was for years.
keep looking and good luck!
jackie
ps BLOCK AND DELETE ARE YOUR FRIENDS!!!
I agree with Jackie there, block and delete are your friends. If just by the title you know they are something you don’t want to pursue, block and delete, its not even worth your time to read there.
I once had this happen where I was responding to a guy, and then decided we didn’t have enough to talk about. When I said “no thanks” he read me the riot act and told me how I was never going to get anywhere, how I was missing out, etc etc. I never replied back.
SERIOUSLY?! That is just APPALLING!!!! There’s nothing like a really bad experience like that, rudeness, crassness, and downright disrespect – where do these guys come from!!
Yep, block and delete are your friends. There are always going to be a assholes in every bunch.
What a douche canoe! I agree with folks, the block and delete ARE your friends.
I had the opposite experience – the very first email I sent on match.com was greeted with this reply: “Please don’t ever contact me again.” I had to check my initial mail to be sure I hadn’t dickrolled her or asked for anal or something! Nope, a little too shy, but nothing nasty. It takes all kinds, I guess.
I love “douche canoe”
OMG! That’s a pretty harsh response – “please don’t ever contact me again”. Yikes!
Yeah, but it’s okay. I recovered!
I have to be honest, I stole it from the Bloggess. I wish I came up with that.
The Blogess is hilarious!
And there is definitely no need for people to be so harsh online. A simple “no thanks” or “I’m not interested” will do.
wow. I so want to kick his ass right now.